DUDE!!

Congressman John Murtha (D-PA) died this afternoon. According to a spokesman from the Democratic party, Murtha died of complications related to a recent gallbladder surgery. He was 77 years old.

Scott Lee Cohen is leaving????

BUT WHY??!?!??!!! I mean, who hasn't held a knife to a hooker's throat? REALLY! So now, because some ex girlfriend-turned-prostitute-turned-Gloria Allred client says that he totally wouldn't make a good lieutenant governor (in her professional opinion), he decides to resign during Super Bowl XLIV at what absolutely HAS to be a Jimmy's Crab Shack?

Massive fail, Scott! Seriously. I'm tripping balls that I won't get a mid-term election season with a corrupt Lt Gov from Chicago slapping hookers around and forcing people to have sex with him in a 'roids rage!

Check out his primtime balls in the face to the media last night. I mean, seriously...on Super Bowl Sunday???? Fuck you, news reporters!!!!

And the man-child boo-hooing. I mean...I know he's a kid...but, DUDE! C'mon. Get your shit together. Fat children are supposed to be jolly.