Marry, F*&%, Kill...MA Special Election Edition

It's record voter turnout in Massachusetts today, where residents get to decide who'll fill the vacant Senate seat left by Ted Kennedy in a special election.

It feels more like a game of "Marry, F*$%, Kill" (Marry, Date, Give time out to - for the faint of heart), but a voter's gotta do what a voter's gotta do. In the heated race between Scott Brown (kind of a douche) and Martha Coakley (a lady douche), Dems are trying to strategize around the idea of losing the "super majority" (<---a phrase that I HATE, by the way) in the Senate with regards to passing health care reform. And so, just in case you were wondering - I'd marry Kennedy (because, well, he's a Kennedy), I'd [hate] f*%$ Brown, and I'd kill Coakley (because she's ruining the beginning of my year, and I'm not into chicks).

Check out WP's "The Fix" to make predictions for a silly politi-junkie t-shirt. I would tell you what I predicted, but I'm too competitive.

*image from Winslow Townson - AP