10 Reasons you should be a feminist

1. A woman gave you life (a man and a woman created the potential for you to exist, but a woman willingly became a vessel of life and birthed you into existence)

2. Women have boobs

3. A woman, more than likely, did something today that helped you immensely (<---this is not an assumption, it's a statement based on empirical evidence)

4. Feminism is sexy

5. It would make your grandmother proud

6. We're in a recession and dual income is a necessity

7. Women have boobs

8. A woman's intuition will save you in a crisis

9. Haven't you ever seen "The Fifth Element"? A woman saved humanity!

10. This bullshit is going on in the D-ROC, and women are often the first victims of political warfare

Now, since America is one black political leader away from a shit storm, and one town hall away from civil war, we should probably all become feminists. Maybe then I will, at the very least, be able to carry a child to full term without being raped by mercenary soldiers (aka 2nd Amendment wing-nut militiamen) when the crazies try to secede.