August 07, 2009

Sarah Palin vs Facebook: 10 most disastrous things she could post

Forget the list. Today Palin posted the single most disastrous passage she could ever possibly concoct via Facebook (the only media outlet that will let her say anything):

“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.”

Okay. So, there is so much that concerns me about that ridiculous grouping of 'merican words. The fact that she refers to Trig as "my baby with Down Syndrome" aside, Palin has completely made up a group of evil villains, conveniently dubbed "Obama's 'death panel'". Which would be okay if she were writing fan fiction, but she's not. She also puts "death panel" in quotation marks as if she actually heard another person say it, and not just the voice in her head. The phrase "level of productivity in society" is also in quotation marks. Some unsuspecting (fervently ignorant) dummy will read that and believe that she's pulling this gibberish from real places (her ass does not constitute a real source). That last fake quote could even be mistaken as language from the proposed health care plan. Here's the thing Internet-users: the President is trying to coax an idiotic, self-interested group of politicians into sitting down and figuring out a means of reforming our health care system for the folks that voted them into office. I whole-heartedly believe that he is not interested in creating "death panels" that will come after your "Down Syndrome'd" baby, Sarah. I promise. (Wonkette)

Economy Updates: FALSE, FALSE, FALSE

Hey, man - when my bills outweigh my bank account, I lie to myself too. But that's called enabling. Please don't lie to me, POTUS. Not about our country's economic woes. Give it to me straight. We're all screwed, right? I can only imagine what kind of bill collector China would be. A little less private college student aid society, a lot more Bank of America "we'll garnish your wages" Collections Department. With precision marching skills. SCARY! (NYT Online)

"The Economy is 'Pointed In the Right Direction'"??? If by economy you mean gun and pointed in the right direction you mean AIMED AT OUR COLLECTIVE AND METAPHORIC TEMPLE, then yes. The economy is pointed in the right direction.

Town halls 2009 in 3 Fs: Frowning Facist Fuck-tards!

Granted my belief is that these 'town hall brawls' are being overplayed, the morons that are showing up to them and driving the old-people regulars and municipal building employees up a wall are starting to getting on my nerves too. People have clearly lost their minds because the POTUS is a negro, and he's trying to give welfare momma's free health care so they can keep popping out more babies and gettin 'em braces. Let those babies' teef fall out!!! My favorites are the dumb dumbs that think the government can't run a health care system as good as their medicare. Let those medicare people do it; they've got a good system going. I wonder who's in charge of THAT program.



Once again I ask: THESE are the politically active people in this country?