August 04, 2009

10 reasons why North Korea is super weird

...and Bill Clinton going there makes it even weirder...

1. I cannot take Kim Jong Il seriously while he wears leisure/sweat suit combos (Your zippered tops are terribly informal, sir!)
2. I cannot take Bill Clinton seriously after the 2008 Presidential Election
3. This grainy image makes me feel like I'm watching an old viral video (like this one) that will creep me out at any moment
4. The carpet is green
5. The overall decor of this room/every N Korean room I've ever seen in a photo looks like the bingo hall in an old folks home (and probably smells like mothballs)
6. I cannot take Kim Jong Il seriously with that hair
7. Bill Clinton is meeting with a mass murder
8. I cannot take Kim Jong Il seriously with that grin on his face
9. What's with their arms? Is there something about N Korea that makes it so people can't move their arms?
10. The only thing that would make this photo more random is Sarah Palin

Image Credit: AP – This image made from video broadcast Tuesday, Aug. 4, 2009, by KRT.

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