Disowning Ashley Todd...

Here's a photo of idiot-of-the-week, Ashley Todd. Bad news - she's a big fat lying liar...good news - she gets to sport that backwards "B" for the rest of her life!

Naturally, Fox News is being completely silent about the whole thing (despite Rick Sanchez's call for media accountability...CNN still sucks!), but other groups are scrambling. I like to call it The Systematic "Disownership" of Ashley Todd...no relation to Chuck Todd.

The "normal" McCain/Palin republicans are quick to call her out as a Ron Paul defector, that was not properly de-programmed.

The Ron Paul (aka Marshall Applewhite v2.0) cult followers discuss disowning her, saying they were afraid of people linking her very special brand of crazy to their highly sophisticated version of psycho.

And all the while, more information about this chick is coming out. It's literally a shit storm!

Check this photo out:


There's good old wacky Marshall Applewhite v2.0, and a young, idealistic, miniature Ashley Todd in the front (or is that Jonah Hill in a hideous wig??? meh...), what is happening with the creepy curious cowboy in the background? Weird.

It's raining idiots

As if the fact that it's Friday wasn't glorious enough, we get to laugh at morons all day.

As of 9am, Ashley Todd's story of being mugged for supporting a republican ticket was only just beginning to raise eyebrows. Todd alleged she was attacked by a big BLACK half man/half ghoul (Happy Halloween!), who beat her once he noticed her McCain/Palin bumper sticker. First off, honey, black people can't read. Didn't you know that? Plus, what black man is going to go into a politically motivated rage while robbing you? Finally, why would he/it take the time to carve a backwards "B" into your cheek? Oh, oh, and black people don't rob people with pocket knives this side of 1977. That's just a fact.

And so, here's the prescient statement made by the FUCKING VP OF FOX NEWS:

"[This] incident could become a watershed event in the 11 days before the election. If Ms. Todd’s allegations are proven accurate, some voters may revisit their support for Senator Obama, not because they are racists (with due respect to Rep. John Murtha), but because they suddenly feel they do not know enough about the Democratic nominee. If the incident turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting.”

Please read Wonkette's arsenal of Todd-related postings!

THEN -

We get to hear Joe McCain (John McCain's brother) call 911 because he's stuck in traffic. Then, fall in love with the 911 operators that try to explain to him why he's ridiculous...more than once. Oh, and we also get to listen to his self-important mailbox greeting about being involved in some kind of important family political project...to RUIN the republican party and his brother's legacy. What a freaking douchebag!

AND -

Palin joked about fruit fly research in her policy speech today, but no one told her that geneticists learn a great deal about humans by studying the drosophila melanogaster (fruit fly)! When I took AP bio, we studied fruit flies for an entire course section to understand genetic trends and learn about DNA testing. Someone definitely should have told her about the fruit fly/autism connection. Did you know that, as a result of fruit fly research, scientists at UNC Chapel Hill discovered that a protein called neurexin is necessary for the creation of functional nerve cell connections? If not, that's okay - neither did the republican vice presidential candidate.

ALSO TOO -

Someone found a quote from Joe Lieberman where he, like Joe Biden, pretends to be Nostradamus and warns that our enemies will test McCain in the first year of the presidency...back in June. I think it's probably time for McCain to stop airing the attack ad where they use Biden's almost identical quote about Obama to scare people away from voting for an Arab terrorist!

11 reasons why republicans have lost their minds

With 11 days to go, here are 11 reasons why the republicans are losing it...in more ways than one:

1. They're losing, and they're losing in the WORST WAY EVER

2. The democrats have more money than they

3. People are discovering that they have absolutely NO political platform (pandering to idiots, bigots, and zealots is NOT a political platform...or a formidable strategy); it's a problem when they have an entire section on values and have proven their lack of interest in value-oriented policy...since "fixing" the "problems" would end the use of phrases like "life begins at conception" to confidently count on the Christian-right vote

4. Kathleen Parker and Christopher Hitchens are BOTH supporting Obama

5. Their attempt to destroy the federal government from the inside out has been exposed

6. People are voting in their own best interest

7. Members of their political base (and even their own politicians) are dying off - where ARE the young republicans???

8. Representative Robin Hayes (R-NC)

9. "Senior conservative strategists" are being "anonymously" quoted, berating the McCain campaign for single-handedly killing the party - and the scramble begins

10. Oliver Stone's made a movie about Bush before the end of his final term, as if to say "I gotta get this shit on tape before I die, it's irrelevant, or we ALL die from some kind of Bush-administration related 'crisis'!"

11. Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN)