October 24, 2008

11 reasons why republicans have lost their minds

With 11 days to go, here are 11 reasons why the republicans are losing it...in more ways than one:

1. They're losing, and they're losing in the WORST WAY EVER

2. The democrats have more money than they

3. People are discovering that they have absolutely NO political platform (pandering to idiots, bigots, and zealots is NOT a political platform...or a formidable strategy); it's a problem when they have an entire section on values and have proven their lack of interest in value-oriented policy...since "fixing" the "problems" would end the use of phrases like "life begins at conception" to confidently count on the Christian-right vote

4. Kathleen Parker and Christopher Hitchens are BOTH supporting Obama

5. Their attempt to destroy the federal government from the inside out has been exposed

6. People are voting in their own best interest

7. Members of their political base (and even their own politicians) are dying off - where ARE the young republicans???

8. Representative Robin Hayes (R-NC)

9. "Senior conservative strategists" are being "anonymously" quoted, berating the McCain campaign for single-handedly killing the party - and the scramble begins

10. Oliver Stone's made a movie about Bush before the end of his final term, as if to say "I gotta get this shit on tape before I die, it's irrelevant, or we ALL die from some kind of Bush-administration related 'crisis'!"

11. Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

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